a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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