the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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