Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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