She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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