At least make sure they are 18
Why
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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