I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
Randomize
