I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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