My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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