you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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