I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
