I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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