Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I woke up under a house in Key West
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