i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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