Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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