Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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