I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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