I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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