what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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