We should be called the Road Head Warriors
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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