My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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