just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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