Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I just forgot I was standing up.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Randomize
