Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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