So drunk, too bad you don't want this
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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