i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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