maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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