idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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