just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Randomize
