I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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