Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
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