Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
As shirtless as possible
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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