Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
It's blow job season.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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