So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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