My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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