holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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