Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
If I die, sorry about rent.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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