Duck Duck Cougar?
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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