I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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