sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
