I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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