every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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