Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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