I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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