Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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