So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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