Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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