why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
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