I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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