We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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