dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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