dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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