Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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