I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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