She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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