Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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